Pad is so bad／IPAD?是好東東

翻著詞典用英文寫了幾句順口溜，可能很多詞用錯了地方。詞的重複僅為記憶其不同用法，美就不去管了。請指點。後面有中文噢。

I'm so sad
Mom's not glad
That dad's wild about the pad．
I'm afraid dad's out of mind,
Which makes mom mad.

So a weird idea enters my head:
I decide to hide dad's pad.

Dad I'm not rude,
And don't mean to make you wild.
You know your baby's not bad,
And she's always good as gold.
She's your little guard,
And you're close to her heart.
She's so kind!

Dad you're letting things slide,
And your eyes are glazed.
And sort of pad in need
Is just a blind in deed.
You seem to be a goad
Getting mom's goat.
The longer your hold
On the pad,
The harder mom's struggling to hold
Her mood.
To play the pad your age is out of band.
Though a tad bit young I want to hold your hand.

I remember the words told
That a pad can't lead to a pot of gold
But is certain to ruin your health further down the road.

Mom please be mild.
I'll stand dad in good stead,
And make you and dad
Live in concord.

想表達的是這麼個意思：

爹地PAD不離身，
媽咪有點不高興，
寶貝為此傷腦筋。

眉頭一皺主意定，
藏起PAD斷你癮:
由不得你拎不清。

忤逆不是娃本性，
娃本是個三好生：
豈會惹你發神經。

俺是你的小衛兵，
時刻把你掛在心。

瞧你臉色似鐵青，
迷迷瞪瞪眼發昏。
所謂PAD有大用，
謊言撒給何人聽。

家裡鍋碗和瓢盆，
都讓媽咪去經營。
縱有那萬般柔情，
終難耐怒火攻心。

你瞧你這把年齡，
卻掉進迷魂陷阱。
別看我少不更事，
誓教你脫離險境。

平板電腦?產金，
勾人魂魄似毒冰。
缺口蘋果含酒精，
毀你心肝傷眼睛。

媽咪媽咪心放平，
爹地爹地事要明。
一家三口齊打拼，
和諧家庭萬事興！