Seinfeld Netflix Episode, Title, Duration, Synopsis

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Episode 1 of Season 1========1. Seinfeld======23m========A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation.
Episode 2 of Season 1========2. The Stake Out======23m========After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office.
Episode 3 of Season 1========3. The Robbery======23m========Jerry’s apartment gets robbed, leading him to want to move to a different place and give his current apartment to Elaine.
Episode 4 of Season 1========4. Male Unbonding======23m========Jerry attempts to "break up" with an old childhood friend who annoys him. George worries his girlfriend will leave him over dental floss.
Episode 5 of Season 1========5. The Stock Tip======23m========George convinces Jerry to invest in a stock. Jerry's weekend in Vermont with a woman doesn't go as planned. Elaine is allergic to her boyfriend's cats.
Episode 1 of Season 2========1. The Ex-Girlfriend======23m========After George breaks up with a woman he finds annoying, Jerry dates her and also finds her grating, yet he can’t bring himself to end the relationship.
Episode 2 of Season 2========2. The Pony Remark======23m========When Jerry’s parents visit New York, Jerry upsets a family member with a remark about ponies. Kramer wants to build "levels" in his apartment.
Episode 3 of Season 2========3. The Jacket======23m========Jerry buys an expensive suede jacket with an odd lining. Jerry and George get stuck alone with Elaine's intimidating father.
Episode 4 of Season 2========4. The Phone Message======23m========George goes to great lengths to prevent a woman he's dating from hearing an answering machine message. Jerry's date likes a commercial he hates.
Episode 5 of Season 2========5. The Apartment======23m========Jerry tells Elaine about an open apartment in his building, but soon regrets it. George wears a wedding ring to attract women.
Episode 6 of Season 2========6. The Statue======23m========Jerry is convinced that a house cleaner stole a statue from his apartment, threatening Elaine's deal with a client.
Episode 7 of Season 2========7. The Revenge======23m========George seeks revenge on his boss after he quits and then tries to get his job back. Jerry and Kramer think a laundromat owner stole money from Jerry.
Episode 8 of Season 2========8. The Heart Attack======23m========Jerry tries to decipher an unintelligible note he wrote in the middle of the night. George visits a holistic healer to deal with a medical issue.
Episode 9 of Season 2========9. The Deal======23m========Jerry and Elaine attempt to resume a sexual relationship — with strict rules. But Elaine's birthday might ruin the arrangement.
Episode 10 of Season 2========10. The Baby Shower======23m========Elaine hosts a friend's baby shower at Jerry's apartment, where George hopes to confront a former date. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable.
Episode 11 of Season 2========11. The Chinese Restaurant======23m========Jerry, Elaine and George wait — for what seems like forever — for a table at a Chinese restaurant, after being told it would be “five or 10 minutes.”
Episode 12 of Season 2========12. The Busboy======23m========Elaine and George fear they inadvertently got a busboy fired. Elaine realizes she can't stand a boyfriend who came from out of town to stay with her.
Episode 1 of Season 3========1. The Note======23m========Jerry scares a massage therapist, while George questions his sexuality after a massage. Kramer insists he saw Joe DiMaggio at a donut shop.
Episode 2 of Season 3========2. The Truth======23m========George breaks up with his girlfriend, who happens to be in the middle of helping Jerry with a tax audit. Kramer dates Elaine’s roommate.
Episode 3 of Season 3========3. The Pen======23m========Jerry and Elaine visit Florida for a ceremony honoring Jerry's dad. Jack Klompus gives Jerry a pen. Elaine hurts her back on an uncomfortable bed.
Episode 4 of Season 3========4. The Dog======23m========A drunk airplane passenger asks Jerry to look after his dog. George and Elaine find it awkward to hang out alone without Jerry.
Episode 5 of Season 3========5. The Library======23m========A stern library investigator goes after Jerry for an overdue book. George thinks a homeless man is a former teacher who tortured him in high school.
Episode 6 of Season 3========6. The Parking Garage======23m========The four lose their car in a parking garage, imperiling Elaine's new goldfish, George's night out with his parents and Jerry's painfully full bladder.
Episode 7 of Season 3========7. The Cafe======23m========Jerry befriends the owner of a Pakistani café and convinces him to make some changes. George's girlfriend asks him to take an IQ test.
Episode 8 of Season 3========8. The Tape======23m========Elaine anonymously records a racy voiceover for Jerry as a joke, causing George to become attracted to her. George orders baldness cream from China.
Episode 9 of Season 3========9. The Nose Job======23m========George's girlfriend gets plastic surgery. Jerry dates a woman he finds sexy but dislikes spending time with. Kramer wants a very specific jacket.
Episode 10 of Season 3========10. The Stranded======23m========George, Elaine and Jerry get stranded at a party on Long Island. The host later shows up unannounced at Jerry’s apartment.
Episode 11 of Season 3========11. The Alternate Side======23m========George gets a gig parking cars. Kramer lands a role in a Woody Allen movie. Jerry has an unpleasant rental car experience. Elaine dates a much older man.
Episode 12 of Season 3========12. The Red Dot======23m========George buys a cashmere sweater — with a small flaw — for Elaine. George has a sexual encounter at work. Elaine's boyfriend falls off the wagon.
Episode 13 of Season 3========13. The Subway======23m========During separate subway rides, Jerry befriends a nude man, George meets a woman, Kramer gets a horse-racing tip and Elaine tries to get to a wedding.
Episode 14 of Season 3========14. The Pez Dispenser======24m========A Pez dispenser causes George's girlfriend to flub a piano recital. Kramer creates a cologne that smells like the beach. Jerry hosts an intervention.
Episode 15 of Season 3========15. The Suicide======24m========Jerry gets close to a woman whose boyfriend tried to kill himself. George gets a mysterious warning from a psychic. Elaine fasts for a medical procedure.
Episode 16 of Season 3========16. The Fix-Up======24m========Jerry and Elaine fix George up with Elaine's friend, Cynthia, and soon after their first date, George learns that Cynthia may be pregnant.
Episode 17 of Season 3========17. The Boy Friend, Part I & II======47m========Jerry befriends baseball star Keith Hernandez, who takes an interest in Elaine. George concocts an unemployment scheme involving "Vandelay Industries."
Episode 18 of Season 3========18. The Limo======24m========Stranded at the airport, Jerry and George decide George should impersonate a man named "O’Brien" to get a ride in a limo back to the city.
Episode 19 of Season 3========19. The Good Samaritan======24m========Jerry dates a hit-and-run driver. George is offended by people who don’t say, "God bless you" after a sneeze. Mary Hart's voice causes issues for Kramer.
Episode 20 of Season 3========20. The Letter======24m========Jerry dates an artist who paints a portrait of Kramer. George feels obligated to buy art. Elaine wears a Baltimore cap to a Yankees game.
Episode 21 of Season 3========21. The Parking Space======24m========Kramer's friend, Mike, calls Jerry a "phony." George and Mike fight over a parallel parking spot. Jerry inadvertently breaks some bad news to a child.
Episode 22 of Season 3========22. The Keys======24m========Jerry asks for his spare keys back from Kramer, who then moves to California. George and Jerry discover Elaine wrote a script for "Murphy Brown."
Episode 1 of Season 4========1. The Trip, Part I======24m========George and Jerry go to LA for Jerry to appear on the “Tonight Show.” Kramer struggles to land acting roles. George annoys George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen.
Episode 2 of Season 4========2. The Trip, Part II======24m========After Kramer is detained in LA as a suspect in a string of murders, George and Jerry try to clear Kramer’s name and reunite with their friend.
Episode 3 of Season 4========3. The Pitch/Ticket======47m========Jerry and George develop a sitcom pitch for NBC, and George dates a network executive. Kramer is kicked in the head. Newman gets a speeding ticket.
Episode 4 of Season 4========4. The Wallet======24m========Morty claims a doctor stole his wallet. Elaine attempts to break up with her psychiatrist boyfriend. George negotiates the pilot deal with NBC.
Episode 5 of Season 4========5. The Watch======23m========Jerry tries to buy his old watch back from Uncle Leo. George makes a desperate plea to Russell Dalrymple. Kramer poses as Elaine’s boyfriend.
Episode 6 of Season 4========6. The Bubble Boy======23m========Jerry, George, Elaine and Susan visit a boy who lives in a plastic bubble. George and the boy argue over Trivial Pursuit. Jerry regrets an autograph.
Episode 7 of Season 4========7. The Cheever Letters======24m========Susan learns an uncomfortable truth about her father after telling him about the cabin. Jerry's dirty talk offends his date. Kramer seeks Cuban cigars.
Episode 8 of Season 4========8. The Opera======24m========George and Kramer try to sell extra tickets to "Pagliacci" on the street. Elaine and Jerry discover their separate connections to Joe Davola.
Episode 9 of Season 4========9. The Virgin======24m========Jerry’s new girlfriend is a virgin. Jerry pitches George's off-the-cuff "butler" storyline to NBC. Elaine causes Ping to have an accident.
Episode 10 of Season 4========10. The Contest======24m========George's mother catches him in a compromising position, leading the four to wager over who can be "master of their domain" for the longest.
Episode 11 of Season 4========11. The Airport======24m========Jerry takes a first-class seat on a flight, leaving Elaine to suffer in coach. George and Kramer rush from JFK to LaGuardia to pick them up.
Episode 12 of Season 4========12. The Pick======24m========Elaine mails out a revealing Christmas card. Jerry’s date thinks she sees him picking his nose. George visits a therapist. Kramer confronts Calvin Klein.
Episode 13 of Season 4========13. The Movie======23m========The gang agrees to meet for a movie. Jerry gets stuck in a taxi with a comic he doesn't like. George battles with a theater usher.
Episode 14 of Season 4========14. The Visa======24m========George dates a lawyer who's representing Ping in a lawsuit against Elaine. Babu gets detained by INS due to a mail mixup. Kramer punches Mickey Mantle.
Episode 15 of Season 4========15. The Shoes======23m========Elaine battles with a chef over a pair of shoes. Jerry and George visit an ill Russell and get caught leering at his daughter.
Episode 16 of Season 4========16. The Outing======22m========A student newspaper reporter mistakenly portrays George and Jerry as a couple, leading them to conflicted emotions about being perceived as gay.
Episode 17 of Season 4========17. The Old Man======22m========Elaine, Jerry and George volunteer with senior citizens. Kramer and Newman try to sell an older man's record collection. A woman's goiter shocks Elaine.
Episode 18 of Season 4========18. The Implant======23m========Elaine thinks Jerry’s girlfriend has breast implants. George tries to get a bereavement discount on airfare, and is accused of double-dipping a chip.
Episode 19 of Season 4========19. The Junior Mint======23m========Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with a female body part. Kramer and Jerry observe a surgery. George buys expensive art.
Episode 20 of Season 4========20. The Smelly Car======23m========An overwhelming odor takes hold in Jerry's car, and he can’t get it out. George learns that Susan is dating a woman, who becomes attracted to Kramer.
Episode 21 of Season 4========21. The Handicap Spot======22m========Kramer convinces George to make an unfortunate parking decision. Kramer dates a wheelchair user. The gang buys a TV for a couple that breaks up.
Episode 22 of Season 4========22. The Pilot, Part I & II======46m========George and Jerry finally produce their sitcom pilot. George is bothered by a spot on his lip. Elaine thinks Monk's only hires large-breasted servers.
Episode 1 of Season 5========1. The Mango======23m========George struggles to satisfy his new girlfriend. Elaine admits to "faking it" with Jerry in the past. Kramer gets banned from a fruit stand.
Episode 2 of Season 5========2. The Puffy Shirt======23m========Kramer dates a "low talker," leading to an embarrassing fashion moment for Jerry on TV. George gets noticed for his "exquisite" hands.
Episode 3 of Season 5========3. The Glasses======23m========George creates a fiasco involving a sugar-addicted optometrist, ladies' eyeglasses and Jerry's girlfriend. Elaine thinks a dog bite gives her rabies.
Episode 4 of Season 5========4. The Sniffing Accountant======23m========Jerry and Kramer think their accountant is on drugs. Elaine fights with her boyfriend about punctuation. George interviews to be a bra salesman.
Episode 5 of Season 5========5. The Bris======22m========Jerry and Elaine arrange an ill-fated circumcision ceremony. George's good parking spot at a hospital gets ruined. Kramer sees a "pig man."
Episode 6 of Season 5========6. The Lip Reader======23m========George gets caught on TV eating a messy sundae. Jerry dates a deaf tennis official. Kramer auditions to be a "ball man." Elaine fakes hearing loss.
Episode 7 of Season 5========7. The Non-Fat Yogurt======23m========The gang gets suspicious of a supposed “non-fat” frozen yogurt shop. Elaine dates George's nemesis, Lloyd Braun. Jerry curses in front of a kid.
Episode 8 of Season 5========8. The Barber======23m========George starts a new job he knows nothing about and may never have even been offered. Jerry tries to switch barbers. Elaine hosts a bachelor auction.
Episode 9 of Season 5========9. The Masseuse======23m========Elaine dates a man who shares his name with a serial killer. George becomes oddly drawn to Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend, who refuses to massage Jerry.
Episode 10 of Season 5========10. The Cigar Store Indian======23m========Jerry gives Elaine an offensive gift. Frank gets mad at Elaine over a "TV Guide." Kramer pitches a book about coffee tables. George gets grounded.
Episode 11 of Season 5========11. The Conversion======23m========George wants to convert to Latvian Orthodox. A sister at the church finds Kramer irresistible. Jerry discovers fungicide in his girlfriend’s apartment.
Episode 12 of Season 5========12. The Stall======23m========A woman withholds toilet paper from Elaine. George becomes enamored with Elaine's "cool guy" boyfriend. Kramer keeps calling a phone sex line.
Episode 13 of Season 5========13. The Dinner Party======23m========George and Kramer (and George's jacket) cause havoc at a wine shop. A babka and a black-and-white cookie spell trouble for Jerry and Elaine at a bakery.
Episode 14 of Season 5========14. The Marine Biologist======23m========Jerry tells George's ex-crush that George is now a marine biologist. Elaine has a run-in with a Russian author. Kramer hits golf balls into the ocean.
Episode 15 of Season 5========15. The Pie======23m========Jerry’s girlfriend’s father, Poppie, is "a little sloppy." Kramer notices a mannequin looks just like Elaine. George buys a suit that "swooshes."
Episode 16 of Season 5========16. The Stand-In======23m========Kramer gives questionable advice to his friend, Mickey. Jerry tries to cheer up his hospitalized friend. Elaine dates a man who "took it out."
Episode 17 of Season 5========17. The Wife======23m========Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife for a dry cleaning discount. Elaine gets mixed signals from a guy at the gym. George pees in the shower.
Episode 18 of Season 5========18. The Raincoats, Part I & II======43m========Elaine dates a "close talker." George sells Frank’s old clothes. Kramer and Morty try to sell raincoats. Jerry and his girlfriend see "Schindler's List."
Episode 19 of Season 5========19. The Fire======22m========George struggles to keep his cool in a fire. Elaine's co-worker heckles Jerry’s act, and Jerry's retaliation causes an accident.
Episode 20 of Season 5========20. The Hamptons======23m========The gang visits a friend's new baby in the Hamptons. George's girlfriend goes topless. A doctor's wording puzzles Elaine. George experiences "shrinkage."
Episode 21 of Season 5========21. The Opposite======23m========George does the opposite of everything his instincts say. Jerry is "Even Steven." Kramer promotes his coffee table book. Elaine falls on hard times.
Episode 1 of Season 6========1. The Chaperone======23m========Jerry dates a Miss America contestant — with Kramer as a self-appointed chaperone. George proposes new Yankees uniforms. Elaine gets a new job.
Episode 2 of Season 6========2. The Big Salad======23m========George seeks credit for buying a salad. Elaine searches for a rare pencil. Jerry dates a woman who dated Newman. Kramer's golf game leads to trouble.
Episode 3 of Season 6========3. The Pledge Drive======23m========Jerry volunteers for a PBS pledge drive. A "high talker" confounds Elaine. Jerry cashes old checks from his Nana. Mr. Pitt eats a candy bar strangely.
Episode 4 of Season 6========4. The Chinese Woman======23m========Jerry dates a woman with a confusing last name who offers advice to Estelle. Kramer switches to boxer shorts. Frank's lawyer wears a cape.
Episode 5 of Season 6========5. The Couch======23m========George cuts corners on a book club assignment. Kramer and Poppie start a pizza business. Jerry’s couch gets defiled. Elaine's personal views are tested.
Episode 6 of Season 6========6. The Gymnast======23m========Jerry dates a gymnast. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with a 3D image. George eats "trash" and reveals an odd bathroom habit. Kramer gets a kidney stone.
Episode 7 of Season 6========7. The Soup======23m========Jerry bickers with Bania over what constitutes a "meal." Elaine's English visitor overstays his welcome. George has an awkward date with a waitress.
Episode 8 of Season 6========8. The Mom & Pop Store======23m========Kramer takes all of Jerry’s shoes to get cleaned. George brags about buying Jon Voight’s car. The gang goes to Tim Whatley’s Thanksgiving party.
Episode 9 of Season 6========9. The Secretary======23m========George gets too close to his new assistant. Jerry uses unethical dry cleaners. Elaine and Kramer have an adventure at Barneys.
Episode 10 of Season 6========10. The Race======24m========An old rival accuses Jerry of cheating in a race years ago. Elaine dates a communist and gets banned by a restaurant. Kramer becomes a mall Santa.
Episode 11 of Season 6========11. The Switch======23m========Jerry wants to break up with a woman to date her roommate. George thinks his girlfriend has an eating disorder. Kramer’s first name is revealed.
Episode 12 of Season 6========12. The Label Maker======23m========Whatley "regifts" a label maker to thank Jerry for Super Bowl tickets. Kramer and Newman play Risk. George's girlfriend's roommate looks just like him.
Episode 13 of Season 6========13. The Scofflaw======23m========A friend lies to Jerry and George about having cancer. Elaine tries to get back at an ex-boyfriend. Kramer helps track down a parking “scofflaw.”
Episode Special======45m========This highlight show looks back at the funniest moments from the first 99 episodes of the series.
Episode 15 of Season 6========15. The Beard======24m========Elaine falls for a gay man. Jerry tries to prove that he doesn't watch "Melrose Place." George dates a bald woman. Kramer gets paid to be in police lineups.
Episode 16 of Season 6========16. The Kiss Hello======23m========George is angered by a cancellation policy. Kramer's idea to make their building more friendly irks Jerry. Morty and Uncle Leo fight over $50.
Episode 17 of Season 6========17. The Doorman======23m========Jerry and Elaine have run-ins with the doorman at Mr. Pitt's building. Frank and Kramer develop a new undergarment for men.
Episode 18 of Season 6========18. The Jimmy======24m========A mutual acquaintance refers to himself strangely. Jerry get suspicious of Whatley. George eats spicy food. Kramer’s dental visit leads to a mix-up.
Episode 19 of Season 6========19. The Doodle======23m========Jerry gets fleas in his apartment. George drapes himself in velvet. Kramer craves specific peaches. Jerry's family indulges themselves at the Plaza Hotel.
Episode 20 of Season 6========20. The Fusilli Jerry======23m========Kramer crafts a pasta statue of Jerry. Puddy uses Jerry’s "move" on Elaine. Kramer is issued the wrong vanity license plate. Estelle gets plastic surgery.
Episode 21 of Season 6========21. The Diplomats Club======23m========Mr. Pitt thinks Elaine's trying to kill him. Jerry's act gets sidetracked by an airline pilot. Kramer wagers with a Texan at the airport.
Episode 22 of Season 6========22. The Face Painter======23m========Puddy’s hockey fandom unnerves Elaine and an unsuspecting priest. George tries to tell his girlfriend he loves her. Kramer feuds with a chimpanzee.
Episode 23 of Season 6========23. The Understudy======24m========George runs over Bette Midler in a softball game. Jerry’s girlfriend cries easily. Elaine thinks her manicurists are making fun of her.
Episode 1 of Season 7========1. The Engagement======24m========George and Jerry lament their lack of direction in life, leading George to propose to ex-girlfriend Susan. Elaine turns to Newman to help kidnap a dog.
Episode 2 of Season 7========2. The Postponement======23m========George gets stressed out about his engagement. Elaine's rabbi has loose lips. Kramer spills hot coffee on himself at a movie with Jerry.
Episode 3 of Season 7========3. The Maestro======23m========Elaine's boyfriend insists on being called "Maestro." George gets a chair for a security guard. Kramer hires a lawyer. Jerry looks for houses in Tuscany.
Episode 4 of Season 7========4. The Wink======23m========A grapefruit causes problems for George. Jerry hides his disdain for meat. Elaine dates a wake-up service caller. Kramer needs a favor from Paul O'Neill.
Episode 5 of Season 7========5. The Hot Tub======23m========Jerry helps marathon runner Jean-Paul, who overslept for his last big race. George does business with Texans who swear a lot. Kramer gets a hot tub.
Episode 6 of Season 7========6. The Soup Nazi======23m========A soup stand owner's strict ordering rules cause chaos for the gang. Jerry and his girlfriend call each other “Schmoopie.” Elaine’s armoire get stolen.
Episode 7 of Season 7========7. The Secret Code======23m========George refuses to reveal his ATM code. Jerry’s foot keeps falling asleep. Elaine dates a man who doesn’t remember meeting her. Kramer assists the FDNY.
Episode 8 of Season 7========8. The Pool Guy======23m========Jerry’s pool guy tries to befriend him. Elaine starts hanging out with Susan, enraging George. Kramer's phone number gets confused with Moviefone.
Episode 9 of Season 7========9. The Sponge======23m========Elaine's favorite contraceptive is going off the market. Kramer joins an AIDS walk, but won't wear a ribbon. George tells Susan a secret about Jerry.
Episode 10 of Season 7========10. The Gum======23m========Kramer works with Lloyd Braun to renovate a movie theater. Jerry spends too much money on Chinese gum. An old friend thinks George has a mental illness.
Episode 11 of Season 7========11. The Rye======23m========Frank and Estelle meet Susan's parents for the first time. Kramer feeds a horse the wrong food. Jerry shops for a marble rye. Elaine dates a saxophonist.
Episode 12 of Season 7========12. The Caddy======23m========Steinbrenner thinks George is dead. Elaine's friend, Sue Ellen Mischke, distracts Jerry, leading to a lawsuit. Kramer seeks advice from a golf caddy.
Episode 13 of Season 7========13. The Seven======23m========George wants to name a child "Seven." Elaine and Kramer enlist Newman's help to settle a dispute. Jerry dates a woman who always wears the same dress.
Episode 14 of Season 7========14. The Cadillac, Part I & II======44m========Jerry buys his parents a Cadillac, causing trouble in their retirement community. Kramer fights with a cable guy. George wants to date Marisa Tomei.
Episode 15 of Season 7========15. The Shower Head======23m========Jerry and George push their parents to move to Florida. Jerry’s building gets annoying, new low-flow showerheads. Elaine tests positive for opium.
Episode 16 of Season 7========16. The Doll======23m========George finds one of Susan's dolls disturbing. Elaine wants to reconcile with the Maestro. Jerry meets Sally Weaver. Frank builds a billiards room.
Episode 17 of Season 7========17. The Friars Club======23m========Jerry loses a Friars Club jacket. George wants Jerry to date Susan’s best friend. Elaine suspects a co-worker. Kramer sleeps 20 minutes at a time.
Episode 18 of Season 7========18. The Wig Master======23m========George and Kramer have issues with a sketchy parking lot. Jerry returns a jacket out of spite. A wig master stays with George and Susan.
Episode 19 of Season 7========19. The Calzone======23m========Steinbrenner asks George to bring him a calzone every day. Elaine dates a man who never asked her out. Kramer warms up his clothes in an oven.
Episode 20 of Season 7========20. The Bottle Deposit, Part I & II======42m========Kramer and Newman hatch a bottle deposit scheme. Elaine buys famous golf clubs. A mechanic steals Jerry’s car. George is befuddled by a work assignment.
Episode 21 of Season 7========21. The Wait Out======23m========Jerry and Elaine date two people who broke up over a comment by George. Kramer wears jeans that are too tight. Mickey auditions for the Actors Studio.
Episode 22 of Season 7========22. The Invitations======24m========George takes a final shot at ending his engagement. Jerry falls in love with someone just like him. Kramer fights with a bank over the word "hello."
Episode 1 of Season 8========1. The Foundation======23m========George is asked to run a foundation in Susan's memory. Elaine takes charge of the Peterman catalog. Jerry comes to a realization about his engagement.
Episode 2 of Season 8========2. The Soulmate======23m========George spies on a foundation board meeting with his briefcase. Kramer falls for Jerry’s girlfriend. Elaine dates a man who doesn’t want children.
Episode 3 of Season 8========3. The Bizarro Jerry======24m========Elaine hangs out with “bizarro” versions of Jerry, George and Kramer. Kramer pretends to have a job. Jerry’s girlfriend has “man hands.”
Episode 4 of Season 8========4. The Little Kicks======23m========Elaine displays her embarrassing dancing skills. Jerry gets involved in bootleg filmmaking. George acts like a “bad boy” to woo Elaine’s employee.
Episode 5 of Season 8========5. The Package======23m========Kramer hatches a plan to get Jerry a refund on a stereo. Doctors won’t let Elaine see her medical chart. A photo store employee flirts with George.
Episode 6 of Season 8========6. The Fatigues======23m========Jerry becomes Bania’s mentor. Elaine struggles with an intimidating employee. Kramer hosts a Jewish singles night. George is bothered by an audiobook.
Episode 7 of Season 8========7. The Checks======23m========Jerry gets checks for 12 cents. Kramer hosts Japanese businessmen. Elaine's boyfriend thinks Jerry is poor. George encounters a carpet cleaning cult.
Episode 8 of Season 8========8. The Chicken Roaster======23m========A Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant opens in the area. Elaine gets audited by Peterman for excessive spending. George tries to retrieve a Russian hat.
Episode 9 of Season 8========9. The Abstinence======23m========Abstaining from sex has opposite effects on Elaine and George. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his high school. Kramer opens a smoking lounge.
Episode 10 of Season 8========10. The Andrea Doria======23m========George competes for an apartment with a shipwreck survivor. Kramer seeks medical care from a veterinarian. Jerry helps Newman get a transfer to Hawaii.
Episode 11 of Season 8========11. The Little Jerry======23m========George dates a prison inmate. A bodega owner displays Jerry’s bounced check. Kramer buys a rooster. Elaine wants her boyfriend to grow his hair out.
Episode 12 of Season 8========12. The Money======23m========Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus. George's parents resolve to spend their life savings. Elaine hires Morty to work at J. Peterman.
Episode 13 of Season 8========13. The Comeback======24m========George goes to great lengths to respond to a co-worker's joke. Jerry learns his tennis pro is terrible. Elaine falls for a sensitive video store clerk.
Episode 14 of Season 8========14. The Van Buren Boys======23m========Kramer runs afoul of a street gang. George awards a scholarship. Elaine writes Peterman's autobiography. Jerry's girlfriend seems too perfect.
Episode 15 of Season 8========15. The Susie======23m========A co-worker thinks Elaine's name is "Susie," leading to various misunderstandings. Kramer's bookie friend can’t pay up when Jerry wins bets.
Episode 16 of Season 8========16. The Pothole======23m========George loses his keys in a pothole. Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in a toilet. Elaine gets food delivered to a closet. Kramer adopts a highway.
Episode 17 of Season 8========17. The English Patient======23m========Elaine hates “The English Patient.” A beautiful woman mistakes George for her boyfriend. An older man challenges Jerry to a weightlifting contest.
Episode 18 of Season 8========18. The Nap======23m========Jerry gets a kitchen remodel. George takes naps under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Elaine has a misunderstanding about a mattress.
Episode 19 of Season 8========19. The Yada Yada======27m========Tim Whatley converts to Judaism. Kramer and Mickey double date. George's girlfriend says, "yada yada" a lot. Jerry's accused of being an "anti-dentite."
Episode 20 of Season 8========20. The Millennium======23m========George tries to get fired. Elaine gets bad customer service. Kramer and Newman plan competing parties. Jerry's girlfriend moves him down her speed dial.
Episode 21 of Season 8========21. The Muffin Tops======23m========George pretends to be a tourist from Arkansas. Kramer starts a "Peterman Reality Tour." Elaine helps Lippman with his muffin shop. Jerry shaves his chest.
Episode 22 of Season 8========22. The Summer of George======23m========During a summer out of work, George acts as Jerry's dating intern. Elaine’s co-worker won't swing her arms. Kramer's a seat filler at the Tony Awards.
Episode 1 of Season 9========1. The Butter Shave======23m========George's co-workers think he has a physical disability. Kramer butters his body. Elaine and Puddy break up on a flight. Bania rides Jerry's coattails.
Episode 2 of Season 9========2. The Voice======23m========Jerry gives his girlfriend's stomach a funny voice. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine reunites with Puddy. George refuses to leave his job.
Episode 3 of Season 9========3. The Serenity Now======23m========Frank employs a new anger management strategy. George and Lloyd Braun sell computers. Elaine attends a bar mitzvah. Jerry expresses his feelings.
Episode 4 of Season 9========4. The Blood======23m========Jerry trains with Izzy Mandelbaum. Elaine becomes a babysitter. George adds food to his sex life. Kramer stores blood at his apartment.
Episode 5 of Season 9========5. The Junk Mail======23m========Kramer asks to stop getting mail. Elaine unwittingly falls for a TV pitchman. An old friend gives Jerry a van. George's parents want to see him less.
Episode 6 of Season 9========6. The Merv Griffin Show======23m========Kramer starts a talk show in his apartment. George must care for a squirrel. Jerry dates a woman for her toy collection. Elaine works with a "sidler."
Episode 7 of Season 9========7. The Slicer======24m========George tries to edit an incriminating photo in his boss’ office. Kramer buys a meat slicer. An alarm keeps Elaine awake. Jerry dates a dermatologist.
Episode 8 of Season 9========8. The Betrayal======24m========Elaine, George and Jerry go to India for Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding. Kramer’s friend, FDR, makes an ominous birthday wish.
Episode 9 of Season 9========9. The Apology======23m========Jerry's girlfriend is naked all day. George clashes with a friend who's in recovery. Kramer changes his shower habits. Elaine's co-worker hates germs.
Episode 10 of Season 9========10. The Strike======23m========Frank brings back his holiday, "Festivus." George invents a charity. Kramer's 12-year strike at a bagel shop ends. Elaine pursues a free sandwich.
Episode 11 of Season 9========11. The Dealership======23m========Jerry negotiates buying a car from Puddy. George can't get a Twix out of a vending machine. Kramer takes a salesman on a thrilling test drive.
Episode 12 of Season 9========12. The Reverse Peephole======23m========Jerry gets a bag that looks like a purse. Puddy wears a fur coat. George's wallet is stuffed too full. Newman has an affair with the super's wife.
Episode 13 of Season 9========13. The Cartoon======23m========Sally Weaver's one-woman show about Jerry is a hit. George's girlfriend resembles Jerry. A "New Yorker" cartoon confuses Elaine. Kramer stops talking.
Episode 14 of Season 9========14. The Strongbox======23m========George dates two women at once. Elaine dates a poor man. Jerry fails to recognize a man who lives next door. Kramer buys a strongbox for his valuables.
Episode 15 of Season 9========15. The Wizard======23m========Kramer "retires" in Florida. Jerry buys Morty a gadget. George lies about a house in the Hamptons. Elaine wonders if her boyfriend is Black.
Episode 16 of Season 9========16. The Burning======23m========Kramer and Mickey act out medical scenes. Puddy tells Elaine he's religious. Jerry’s girlfriend says, "It's me." George tries to "go out on a high note."
Episode 17 of Season 9========17. The Bookstore======23m========George takes a book into a store's bathroom. Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw service. Uncle Leo shoplifts. Elaine drunkenly makes out with a co-worker.
Episode 18 of Season 9========18. The Frogger======22m========George wants to preserve his high score on "Frogger." Elaine eats a vintage cake. Jerry's fear of a killer prevents him from ending a relationship.
Episode 19 of Season 9========19. The Maid======23m========Jerry starts sleeping with his maid. George's boss gives him an unwanted nickname. Elaine hates her new "646" phone number. Kramer gets lost downtown.
Episode 20 of Season 9========20. The Puerto Rican Day======23m========The gang gets stuck in traffic due to the Puerto Rican Day Parade. George has a laser pointed at him. George, Jerry and Kramer crash an open house.
Episode 21 of Season 9========21. The Clip Show, Part I & II======44m========Look back at the funniest clips, most memorable quotes and unseen footage in this retrospective of the landmark series' entire run.
Episode 22 of Season 9========22. Finale, Part I & II======56m========Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for violating a "good Samaritan" law, leading to a trial featuring characters from the show's past.

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