Not so fast 別那麼急嘛（英語笑話 ）

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（歡慶的） charity event was taking place.

Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

一隻豬和一隻雞路過一所教堂，那裡有一場盛大慈善活動正在進行著。

在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個人作出點自己的貢獻。

“好主意！”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧？”

“著什麼急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個貢獻，對我來說，這是一個完全的獻身。”

來源網路，喜歡可以加我噢。。